you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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