oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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