i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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