turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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