Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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