How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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