Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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