Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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