what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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