didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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