He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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