What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Do you have feelings for this penis?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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