let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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