Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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