That's intense
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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