I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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