He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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