i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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