Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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