Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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