Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
This is classic penis vs brain.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
