First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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