What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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