just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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