I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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