you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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