you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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