so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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