So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Dick very happy bro
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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