How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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