I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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