Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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