the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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