can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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