This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My bed smells like the plague
The adults are the big ones right?
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