i permit you to call me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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