Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You made out with two different species that night
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
