He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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