You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Less talking, more tequila
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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