I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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