How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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