He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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