I'm eating all of the evidence.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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