@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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