it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
My underwear smells like fireworks.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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