Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
