Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
It's just like the Real World with babies
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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