I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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