I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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