Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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