This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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