Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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