How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
